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Girl, you will have tenure soon.
sung to the tune of “Girl, you’ll be a woman son”, with apologies to Neil Diamond
Girl, you will have tenure soon You published so much, can’t count all the talks You’ve jumped all the hoops and all of the rocks So much to find You never got tired of writing stuff down What we’d never known until you came around And also so kind Now you’ll have to make up your mind Don’t you know, girl, you will have tenure soon Please, come take this job Girl, you will have tenure soon Soon, you’ll need admins You’ve sent applications describing your life and what they’re saying your CV is rife “That girl’s so good“ Well, now finally ask what you’re wishing for and if they have their chance, they’ll give it for sure We here would Oh Prof, we would if we could Now it’s up to you girl, you will have tenure soon Please, come take this job Girl, you will have tenure soon Soon, you’ll need admins Girl, you will have tenure soon Please, come take this job Girl, you will have tenure soon Soon but soon, you will need admins Girl, you will have tenure soon Please, come take this job