e-Mail

Zur Melodie von "Free Me" von Uriah Heep

e-mail, e-mail
Why don't just e-mail
e-mail to the world
Type it and e-mail
Why don't just e-mail
Type it and e-mail
e-mail to the world

Why should I worry
Where my cell phone I did put
It's not the only way
That I contact home
You talk so shrilly
I like to hear you not
So why should I pick up the phone

As far as I can tell
You write so well
I think always
At the end of the lett'r
You could have said it
And I would get it
Though mailing is
Always better

At first, stupid flamer
I'll never gonna miss your mail
But sooner or later
I'll put you on my kill file
And won't tell you 'bout it!

e-mail
Type it and e-mail
Why don't just e-mail
e-mail to the world
It's easy: e-mail
Why don't just e-mail
Type it and e-mail
e-mail to the world

We love to read the spam
We love to pass it on
Though you tried to
Filter all of it out
But with all my skill
Your folder will fill
So tomorrow it'll be floating out
All saying:

At first, stupid flamer
I'll never gonna miss your mail
But sooner or later
I'll put you on my spam list
And won't tell you, fool!

e-mail
Type it and e-mail
Why don't just e-mail
e-mail to the world
Type it and e-mail
I'm on the net, fool,
e-mail
Why don't you e-mail
e-mail to the world

Just try it: e-mail
Why don't just e-mail
Type it and e-mail
e-mail to the world