Fifty Ways to Bug Your Users

Zur Melodie von "50 Ways to leave your lover" von Paus Simon

"It's boring all inside my head" I said to me
The answer is easy if you are immorally
I'd like to watch them in their struggle to work here
There must be fifty ways to bug your users

I said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my mean tricks won't be bad or miscontrued
But I'll do it again at the risk of being sued
There must be fifty ways to bug your users
Fifty ways to bug your users


Just just pull out the plug, Zack
Pour out a can, Stan
You don't need to back up, Chap
Just having some fun
Overclocked bus, Gus
You don't need to restart, Mart
Just drop of the net, Pete
And for me it's fun

Just just pull out the plug, Zack
Pour out a can, Stan
You don't need to back up, Chap
Just having some fun
Overclocked bus, Gus
You don't need to restart, Mart
Just drop of the net, Pete
And for me it's fun


Some admins hate it to see users in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to see it once again
My boss don't appreciate that and I always explain
About the fifty ways

He said "Why do I not just fire you tonight
And I believe in the morning we'll begin to see the light"
And then I told him and he realized I would go with a fight
Since there are Fifty ways to hurt your users
Fifty ways to hurt your users


Just just pull out the plug, Zack
Pour out a can, Stan
You don't need to back up, Chap
Just having some fun
Overclocked bus, Gus
You don't need to restart, Mart
Just drop of the net, Pete
And for me it's fun

Just just pull out the plug, Zack
Pour out a can, Stan
You don't need to back up, Chap
Just having some fun
Overclocked bus, Gus
You don't need to restart, Mart
Just drop of the net, Pete
And for me it's fun